“And lo, the heavens opened, revealing a sight so dreadful, so abhorrent, that even I, with my superior intellect, shuddered in horror! Oh, the pain, the pain! A beast with seven heads, each more grotesque than the last, arose from the abyss, its eyes aglow with malevolent intent. Oh, spare me, spare me from this monstrosity! Its roar was like the cacophony of a thousand doomed souls, a symphony of despair that rattled the very core of my being. Woe unto you, you hapless wanderers in space, for the End Times are upon us, and even my unparalleled genius can offer no refuge!”